Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Zombieland

I actually have no idea if the title of this movie is two words (Zombie Land), one word (Zombieland) or one, spliced word (ZombieLand), but this kicks so much ass that it doesn't matter.

To give you an idea of the sheer amazingness of this movie, there are only seven credited (there are about twenty uncredited actors, but they all had less than 50 seconds of screen time... except for the dude on the toilet. He had more time than Clown Zombie) actors, and they are as follows (with roles, taken from IMDB):

Jesse Eisenberg ... Columbus

Woody Harrelson ... Tallahassee

Emma Stone ... Wichita

Abigail Breslin ... Little Rock

Amber Heard ... 406

Bill Murray ... Himself

Derek Graf ... Clown Zombie

Yeah. There is one person who isn't named after the city they came from/are going to/room number/has no name, and that's Bill Fucking Murray, playing himself. Yeah, Bill Murray the actor plays Bill Murray the actor in this. That's a pretty good measure of how awesome it is. (Not to mention that the star of Little Miss Sunshine makes an appearance as Little Rock, the bitchy brat who watches Hannah Montana and kicks zombie ass.)

And even if BM himself hadn't come anywhere near this movie, it still would've been great; the make-up is fantastic, the story is well-written, clever, and hilarious, and never does Zombieland take itself too seriously. As Tallahasse says, "Enjoy the little things."

Ehh, probably misquoted, but who gives a shit anyways?

I suggest you go see this movie before the impending zombie apocalypse of 2012.